willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

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starryeyedqueen:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

History told by Tumblr 

I needed this during AP world history thanks a lot tumblr never here when I need you the most
starryeyedqueen:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

History told by Tumblr 

I needed this during AP world history thanks a lot tumblr never here when I need you the most
starryeyedqueen:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

History told by Tumblr 

I needed this during AP world history thanks a lot tumblr never here when I need you the most
starryeyedqueen:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

History told by Tumblr 

I needed this during AP world history thanks a lot tumblr never here when I need you the most
starryeyedqueen:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

History told by Tumblr 

I needed this during AP world history thanks a lot tumblr never here when I need you the most
starryeyedqueen:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

History told by Tumblr 

I needed this during AP world history thanks a lot tumblr never here when I need you the most
starryeyedqueen:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

History told by Tumblr 

I needed this during AP world history thanks a lot tumblr never here when I need you the most
starryeyedqueen:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

History told by Tumblr 

I needed this during AP world history thanks a lot tumblr never here when I need you the most
starryeyedqueen:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

History told by Tumblr 

I needed this during AP world history thanks a lot tumblr never here when I need you the most
starryeyedqueen:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

History told by Tumblr 

I needed this during AP world history thanks a lot tumblr never here when I need you the most

starryeyedqueen:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

History told by Tumblr 

I needed this during AP world history thanks a lot tumblr never here when I need you the most

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azulalaufeyson:

johnandpaul1:

"Tim keeps having me kill his wife in his movies… I don’t know what that means," -Johnny Depp

I love this post
azulalaufeyson:

johnandpaul1:

"Tim keeps having me kill his wife in his movies… I don’t know what that means," -Johnny Depp

I love this post
azulalaufeyson:

johnandpaul1:

"Tim keeps having me kill his wife in his movies… I don’t know what that means," -Johnny Depp

I love this post

azulalaufeyson:

johnandpaul1:

"Tim keeps having me kill his wife in his movies… I don’t know what that means," -Johnny Depp

I love this post

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izzydoodledump:

Alex, Clover, and Sam! izzydoodledump:

Alex, Clover, and Sam! izzydoodledump:

Alex, Clover, and Sam!

prepare-for-stupid:

dontyouwannadance:

Yo its’ okay if you’re a white girl who likes Uggs and spray tans and pop music and instagramming your Starbucks. Don’t let tumblr make you think for one minute that liking things like that makes you inferior.

Same goes for if you’re a hipster trans mexican/japanese Pizza Underground enthusiast with a hello kitty neck tattoo.

If you’re not hurting anyone, you be you. There’s nothing wrong with that.

PRAISE

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that-big-gay-impala:

taco-bell-rey:

taco-bell-rey:

taco-bell-rey:

someone give me something funny to reply to this with

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and he hasn’t messaged me back since

I still do this

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I’VE LOST COUNT OF HOW MANY TIMES I’VE REBLOGGED THIS AND I DON’T GIVE A FUCK

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thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

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rlyhigh:

saevuswinds:

vardaesque:

you don’t understand i would sell my firstborn to know how this story started

Well it all started when Mrs. Hayfer wanted me to babysit her dumb house. When I got the keys, I sat them on top of this pie that I found on the counter. I knew it was going to be given to the family for desert if I didn’t eat it soon, so I was going to plan to eat it in my teacher’s house and dump all the crumbs on her bed. So it’s a win-win, right? Besides, she wouldn’t find out about the crumbs until after I was paid, and this teacher hates me anyway. Then, I got distracted when this hot cheerleader calls me, asking about what movie I’d recommend, but before I could answer, I realize that my mom would be there any second to serve dinner, and there was no way I was sharing that pie. So I bust out of there with the pie and the keys, and the moment I get in the house, I start chowing down on the pie with my bare hands, trying to eat this thing before anyone knows I took it, right? Well, since the pie crust was dry, I chugged a 2-liter bottle of soda whenever my throat would get dry and eventually, I really needed “to go.” Only when I went to flush, the water wouldn’t stop flowing and there was no plunger to be found. Usually I’d just shrug and say it was Josh’s fault or something, but let’s get real here, Mrs. Hayfer would’ve blamed me about her toilet overflowing if I was 30 states away. So I jammed my foot in there, hoping it’d make the toilet stop flushing. Then my phone rings, and I knew it was my mom, asking where her pie went, and because Meghan decided it’d be a great idea to make my ring tone a bunch of cats meowing, Mrs. Hayfer’s dog, Tiberius starts freaking out, bashing into the door over and over again. Now anyone who knows this dog knows that this dog will happily eat anything, and that includes the pie, and probably myself.  So my foot’s totally stuck in there right, I’m freaking out, the dog’s having a seizure and I still got half a pie left. 

i feel it necessary to reblog since i just read that whole thing

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

School and Tumblr photoset
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School and Tumblr photoset
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School and Tumblr photoset
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School and Tumblr photoset
itsstuckyinmyhead:

School and Tumblr photoset
itsstuckyinmyhead:

School and Tumblr photoset
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School and Tumblr photoset
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