sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

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annalovesboobs:

beben-eleben:

28 Pictures Taken From Exactly The Right Angle


El oh el annalovesboobs:

beben-eleben:

28 Pictures Taken From Exactly The Right Angle


El oh el annalovesboobs:

beben-eleben:

28 Pictures Taken From Exactly The Right Angle


El oh el annalovesboobs:

beben-eleben:

28 Pictures Taken From Exactly The Right Angle


El oh el annalovesboobs:

beben-eleben:

28 Pictures Taken From Exactly The Right Angle


El oh el annalovesboobs:

beben-eleben:

28 Pictures Taken From Exactly The Right Angle


El oh el annalovesboobs:

beben-eleben:

28 Pictures Taken From Exactly The Right Angle


El oh el annalovesboobs:

beben-eleben:

28 Pictures Taken From Exactly The Right Angle


El oh el annalovesboobs:

beben-eleben:

28 Pictures Taken From Exactly The Right Angle


El oh el annalovesboobs:

beben-eleben:

28 Pictures Taken From Exactly The Right Angle


El oh el

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

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quigonejinn:

guh I love the 3rd gif STOP. NOW. moment so much the set of her angry angry jaw and how raleigh spins sideways to her at the speed of light going from teller-tastic murder eyes to a small head-shake of ‘no babe no the punk’s not worth it’ but he’s NOT physically like puffing up and protecting her or covering her or grabbing her with an open hand of restraint he’s literally nudging gently with the side of his hand like ‘i recommend non-violence at this juncture my sun and stars’ and how Mako’s look off this is like  ???? I KNOW THIS CLOWN TRUST ME HE NEEDS A FIST TO THE THROAT HOW ARE YOU SO CHILL RALEIGH SRSLY MY KNEE HIS NUTS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST RODEO WITH CHUCKLES HERE and chuck god love him is just like ‘fucken bullseye’ and gives the wasp nest one last good kick because he’s chuck and alas it was the wasp nest marked ‘raleigh’s mako feelings’ and well he just got back from tokyo red shoe in hand so yeah chucks head snapping back like a pez dispenser in 3..2..1.. (tags from harrietvane)
quigonejinn:

guh I love the 3rd gif STOP. NOW. moment so much the set of her angry angry jaw and how raleigh spins sideways to her at the speed of light going from teller-tastic murder eyes to a small head-shake of ‘no babe no the punk’s not worth it’ but he’s NOT physically like puffing up and protecting her or covering her or grabbing her with an open hand of restraint he’s literally nudging gently with the side of his hand like ‘i recommend non-violence at this juncture my sun and stars’ and how Mako’s look off this is like  ???? I KNOW THIS CLOWN TRUST ME HE NEEDS A FIST TO THE THROAT HOW ARE YOU SO CHILL RALEIGH SRSLY MY KNEE HIS NUTS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST RODEO WITH CHUCKLES HERE and chuck god love him is just like ‘fucken bullseye’ and gives the wasp nest one last good kick because he’s chuck and alas it was the wasp nest marked ‘raleigh’s mako feelings’ and well he just got back from tokyo red shoe in hand so yeah chucks head snapping back like a pez dispenser in 3..2..1.. (tags from harrietvane)
quigonejinn:

guh I love the 3rd gif STOP. NOW. moment so much the set of her angry angry jaw and how raleigh spins sideways to her at the speed of light going from teller-tastic murder eyes to a small head-shake of ‘no babe no the punk’s not worth it’ but he’s NOT physically like puffing up and protecting her or covering her or grabbing her with an open hand of restraint he’s literally nudging gently with the side of his hand like ‘i recommend non-violence at this juncture my sun and stars’ and how Mako’s look off this is like  ???? I KNOW THIS CLOWN TRUST ME HE NEEDS A FIST TO THE THROAT HOW ARE YOU SO CHILL RALEIGH SRSLY MY KNEE HIS NUTS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST RODEO WITH CHUCKLES HERE and chuck god love him is just like ‘fucken bullseye’ and gives the wasp nest one last good kick because he’s chuck and alas it was the wasp nest marked ‘raleigh’s mako feelings’ and well he just got back from tokyo red shoe in hand so yeah chucks head snapping back like a pez dispenser in 3..2..1.. (tags from harrietvane)
quigonejinn:

guh I love the 3rd gif STOP. NOW. moment so much the set of her angry angry jaw and how raleigh spins sideways to her at the speed of light going from teller-tastic murder eyes to a small head-shake of ‘no babe no the punk’s not worth it’ but he’s NOT physically like puffing up and protecting her or covering her or grabbing her with an open hand of restraint he’s literally nudging gently with the side of his hand like ‘i recommend non-violence at this juncture my sun and stars’ and how Mako’s look off this is like  ???? I KNOW THIS CLOWN TRUST ME HE NEEDS A FIST TO THE THROAT HOW ARE YOU SO CHILL RALEIGH SRSLY MY KNEE HIS NUTS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST RODEO WITH CHUCKLES HERE and chuck god love him is just like ‘fucken bullseye’ and gives the wasp nest one last good kick because he’s chuck and alas it was the wasp nest marked ‘raleigh’s mako feelings’ and well he just got back from tokyo red shoe in hand so yeah chucks head snapping back like a pez dispenser in 3..2..1.. (tags from harrietvane)
quigonejinn:

guh I love the 3rd gif STOP. NOW. moment so much the set of her angry angry jaw and how raleigh spins sideways to her at the speed of light going from teller-tastic murder eyes to a small head-shake of ‘no babe no the punk’s not worth it’ but he’s NOT physically like puffing up and protecting her or covering her or grabbing her with an open hand of restraint he’s literally nudging gently with the side of his hand like ‘i recommend non-violence at this juncture my sun and stars’ and how Mako’s look off this is like  ???? I KNOW THIS CLOWN TRUST ME HE NEEDS A FIST TO THE THROAT HOW ARE YOU SO CHILL RALEIGH SRSLY MY KNEE HIS NUTS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST RODEO WITH CHUCKLES HERE and chuck god love him is just like ‘fucken bullseye’ and gives the wasp nest one last good kick because he’s chuck and alas it was the wasp nest marked ‘raleigh’s mako feelings’ and well he just got back from tokyo red shoe in hand so yeah chucks head snapping back like a pez dispenser in 3..2..1.. (tags from harrietvane)
quigonejinn:

guh I love the 3rd gif STOP. NOW. moment so much the set of her angry angry jaw and how raleigh spins sideways to her at the speed of light going from teller-tastic murder eyes to a small head-shake of ‘no babe no the punk’s not worth it’ but he’s NOT physically like puffing up and protecting her or covering her or grabbing her with an open hand of restraint he’s literally nudging gently with the side of his hand like ‘i recommend non-violence at this juncture my sun and stars’ and how Mako’s look off this is like  ???? I KNOW THIS CLOWN TRUST ME HE NEEDS A FIST TO THE THROAT HOW ARE YOU SO CHILL RALEIGH SRSLY MY KNEE HIS NUTS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST RODEO WITH CHUCKLES HERE and chuck god love him is just like ‘fucken bullseye’ and gives the wasp nest one last good kick because he’s chuck and alas it was the wasp nest marked ‘raleigh’s mako feelings’ and well he just got back from tokyo red shoe in hand so yeah chucks head snapping back like a pez dispenser in 3..2..1.. (tags from harrietvane)
racethewind10:

kayryn:

draelogor:

darkchocolateandtea:

fuckingconversations:

teamfreekickass:

spiffypop:

thebraveandmischievous:

housetohalf:

mysnarkasm:

When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.

Girl is 50 years old.
FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half. 
Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium. 
This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks. 
Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS. 

she kicks ass like a coursing river

with all the force of a great typhoon

With all the strength of a raging fire

As adorable as the dark side of the moooooooon
racethewind10:

kayryn:

draelogor:

darkchocolateandtea:

fuckingconversations:

teamfreekickass:

spiffypop:

thebraveandmischievous:

housetohalf:

mysnarkasm:

When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.

Girl is 50 years old.
FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half. 
Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium. 
This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks. 
Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS. 

she kicks ass like a coursing river

with all the force of a great typhoon

With all the strength of a raging fire

As adorable as the dark side of the moooooooon

racethewind10:

kayryn:

draelogor:

darkchocolateandtea:

fuckingconversations:

teamfreekickass:

spiffypop:

thebraveandmischievous:

housetohalf:

mysnarkasm:

When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.

Girl is 50 years old.

FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half. 

Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium. 

This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks. 

Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS. 

she kicks ass like a coursing river

with all the force of a great typhoon

With all the strength of a raging fire

As adorable as the dark side of the moooooooon

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thewinterwidow:

pierogi-jarskie:

smithsonian:

Protip: This is a really bad question to ask when visiting the National Mall. We have 8 buildings surrounding the Mall, and a total of 19 museums, 9 research centers and the National Zoo. A S.H.I.E.L.D agent should know better! 
(We think she means the Smithsonian’s National Museum of Natural History in this case.)  

I love that this is on the Smithsonian’s tumblr

#i was about to get annoyed about someone taking this too seriously but then i saw who posted it
thewinterwidow:

pierogi-jarskie:

smithsonian:

Protip: This is a really bad question to ask when visiting the National Mall. We have 8 buildings surrounding the Mall, and a total of 19 museums, 9 research centers and the National Zoo. A S.H.I.E.L.D agent should know better! 
(We think she means the Smithsonian’s National Museum of Natural History in this case.)  

I love that this is on the Smithsonian’s tumblr

#i was about to get annoyed about someone taking this too seriously but then i saw who posted it
thewinterwidow:

pierogi-jarskie:

smithsonian:

Protip: This is a really bad question to ask when visiting the National Mall. We have 8 buildings surrounding the Mall, and a total of 19 museums, 9 research centers and the National Zoo. A S.H.I.E.L.D agent should know better! 
(We think she means the Smithsonian’s National Museum of Natural History in this case.)  

I love that this is on the Smithsonian’s tumblr

#i was about to get annoyed about someone taking this too seriously but then i saw who posted it
thewinterwidow:

pierogi-jarskie:

smithsonian:

Protip: This is a really bad question to ask when visiting the National Mall. We have 8 buildings surrounding the Mall, and a total of 19 museums, 9 research centers and the National Zoo. A S.H.I.E.L.D agent should know better! 
(We think she means the Smithsonian’s National Museum of Natural History in this case.)  

I love that this is on the Smithsonian’s tumblr

#i was about to get annoyed about someone taking this too seriously but then i saw who posted it

thewinterwidow:

pierogi-jarskie:

smithsonian:

Protip: This is a really bad question to ask when visiting the National Mall. We have 8 buildings surrounding the Mall, and a total of 19 museums, 9 research centers and the National Zoo. A S.H.I.E.L.D agent should know better! 

(We think she means the Smithsonian’s National Museum of Natural History in this case.)  

I love that this is on the Smithsonian’s tumblr

#i was about to get annoyed about someone taking this too seriously but then i saw who posted it

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Reblog this if you can read a hand clock

riverknowshisname:

lumos5001:

askhumanitestitanlover:

image

just curious

who can’t read a hand clock

you’d be surprised

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quasigeostrophy:

rockcandymelted:

tobefitforme:

im allergic to penicillinthis is me every time i go to the doctor. she forgets everytime.

gotta love your nurses, people.

I think there’s a Facebook group that made t-shirts along the lines of “Be kind to nurses. They keep doctors from killing you.” My mom was a nurse for over 40 years.
quasigeostrophy:

rockcandymelted:

tobefitforme:

im allergic to penicillinthis is me every time i go to the doctor. she forgets everytime.

gotta love your nurses, people.

I think there’s a Facebook group that made t-shirts along the lines of “Be kind to nurses. They keep doctors from killing you.” My mom was a nurse for over 40 years.
quasigeostrophy:

rockcandymelted:

tobefitforme:

im allergic to penicillinthis is me every time i go to the doctor. she forgets everytime.

gotta love your nurses, people.

I think there’s a Facebook group that made t-shirts along the lines of “Be kind to nurses. They keep doctors from killing you.” My mom was a nurse for over 40 years.
quasigeostrophy:

rockcandymelted:

tobefitforme:

im allergic to penicillinthis is me every time i go to the doctor. she forgets everytime.

gotta love your nurses, people.

I think there’s a Facebook group that made t-shirts along the lines of “Be kind to nurses. They keep doctors from killing you.” My mom was a nurse for over 40 years.
quasigeostrophy:

rockcandymelted:

tobefitforme:

im allergic to penicillinthis is me every time i go to the doctor. she forgets everytime.

gotta love your nurses, people.

I think there’s a Facebook group that made t-shirts along the lines of “Be kind to nurses. They keep doctors from killing you.” My mom was a nurse for over 40 years.
quasigeostrophy:

rockcandymelted:

tobefitforme:

im allergic to penicillinthis is me every time i go to the doctor. she forgets everytime.

gotta love your nurses, people.

I think there’s a Facebook group that made t-shirts along the lines of “Be kind to nurses. They keep doctors from killing you.” My mom was a nurse for over 40 years.

quasigeostrophy:

rockcandymelted:

tobefitforme:

im allergic to penicillin
this is me every time i go to the doctor.
she forgets everytime.

gotta love your nurses, people.

I think there’s a Facebook group that made t-shirts along the lines of “Be kind to nurses. They keep doctors from killing you.” My mom was a nurse for over 40 years.

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omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

image

#ITS GONNA BE MAY

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